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Post by Calvin Clower on Nov 22, 2015 18:47:43 GMT -5
Aaaaaaaaand GO!
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Post by Shimmer on Nov 22, 2015 20:36:00 GMT -5
"Just tackle him Mala! I tackle six impossible things a day before breakfast!" ~Shimmer while teaching Mala how to play Tag with the Tempest.
"Kidnap the Sinterclaus! Throw him in a bag! Lock him up in Feyren wood, teach him not to be bad!" ~Sung by Lysander, Wanagi, Shimmer, and Suki to the tune of "Kidnap the Sandy-Claws" as they run off carrying a giant box containing said Sinterclaus.
"Few can deny that at what you do you are the best." Spoke Wanagi as the Pumpkin King paused and said "It's true my talents are renown far and wide." ~Meeting with the Pumpkin King.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Shimmer
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Post by hananoheiwa on Nov 22, 2015 21:30:51 GMT -5
Paraphrased....
Elizabeth(Anna NPC): This crappy gun is broken, it won't shoot!
*demonstrates by firing in a general direction. The gun shoots not once, but 3 times.*
Elizabeth: Maybe all I had to do was bitch about it.
*At this point, Damon(the gambler) makes several remarks befitting his scoundrel nature*
Elizabeth: If I was certain this gun would work, I would shoot you.
Damon: You would shoot a fellow deputy?
Elizabeth: I'll get the Marshall to de-deputize you, THEN I'll shoot you.
Damon: Please do!
Elizabeth: Too bad we don't have that authority at the moment.
Damon: Well, since I am a Deputy now and can't go anywhere without an escort, care to accompany me?
Elizabeth: Sure, where to?
Damon: ...I was gonna say my bunk.
*Elizabeth fires her gun at him*
*The gun malfunctions and does not fire*
Elizabeth: Damnit!
Damon: *laughing his ass off* Maybe you ought to name it 'Fickle Bitch'.
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Post by goose on Nov 23, 2015 21:17:48 GMT -5
Lysander, Suki, Wanagi, and Shimmer enter the court of the Pumpkin King, and are greeted by frolicking pumpkins.
Lysander: Um...ok. I was NOT expecting pumpkins.
Pumpkin King: You came to the court of the Pumpkin King and you didn't expect pumpkins???
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Post by Shimmer on Nov 23, 2015 21:50:38 GMT -5
-Shimmer finishes preening Lysanders wings- "There all better."
-Lysander scowls and his wings start buzzing with his irritation.-
"D'aww it's just like a wittle hatchling." Shimmer teases as Lysander licks his lips and scowls EXACTLY like Wanagi.
"Wanagi look at his face! I think you're starting to imprint on him!" ~ Shimmer
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Post by Stefan on Nov 24, 2015 6:48:34 GMT -5
Stefan sitting at a now relatively quiet tavern table Saturday night.
So, just got my watch, a daughter, and another mentor. Why do Saturdays involve my world having it's pants yanked to its ankles, kicked down a few flights of stairs and then shot?, alright roll in the new world, I've got a daughter to get to know. * walks away smiling*
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Post by jamesschmidt on Nov 24, 2015 13:06:48 GMT -5
Lysander, as we are moving against the Infernalists, sees the enemy in a line formation.
Lysander: Tazok.....Kill.
Tazok: rrrrRRRRRAAARRRR!!!!!
Bad guys: O.O |
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Post by Shimmer on Nov 24, 2015 13:13:54 GMT -5
-Tazok charging towards a group of void controlled creatures leaving town behind-
"Stop running away from the healers Tazok! I swear if you get separated I'm not coming to save you!" ~Shimmer
"You're so still gonna save him."
"Shhhh! He doesn't need to know that! He needs to learn good battle etiquette!" ~Shimmer
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